Andre Woodson Is Better Than Brett Favre

In an incredible display of personal dedication and psychotherapy, Andre Woodson has transformed himself from a QB that cant hold his job to a slot receiver into Brett Favre from 10 years ago. He is a time traveler and is now my idol.

Last we saw the real Andrew Woodson, he was hoping to keep the wonderboy Curtis Pulley (aka a poor man's Shane Boyd, aka a poor man's Michael Vick) from taking and keeping his job. Pulley has as much chance of hitting me from 50 yards away with a football as I do of hitting you when you stand in the fairway of any golf course at the same distance. For the UK fans reading this, that translates to....I suck at golf and Pulley is not a QB.

So what does this tell us about the rebuilding of Andrew Woodson? We are to believe that players who looked at him as a stiff with a constant fumbling problem are now sitting back and dying for his next call to battle?

I believe its true. Woodson IS Brett Favre. Favre is the only other QB that can constantly put his teammates in a bad position and still command the huddle. Here's to Andre Woodson and lets hope that he is successful in leading UK to a 5 turnover day on Sunday. His team can follow him to a 35 point loss.