Dont Let the Blue Virus Infect You

As the Cardinal football program continues to grow and thrive, it is becoming more and more common to run into UL fans that are beginning to show signs of being infected by the same Blue Virus that lowers the IQ of UK fans. The symptoms show themselves first as facial expressions of disgust when the Cards win by fewer than 4 touchdowns. They will progress through many other phases but these facial expressions will eventually become that noticeable tick you see in so many UK fans. If you've seen the movie Kalifornia, Brad Pitt had it (and he also thought it odd that anyone would keep a cactus in their purse).

The virus needs to be stopped now, like Al-Queda. It will grow more and more troublesome and will make it impossible for anyone to enjoy victories unless they are blowouts over top 10 teams. Nothing else will be good enough. Backup QBs and the next great coach will always be lauded over solid wins from the current QB or coaching staff (see also, Tubby bashers). God help us all if this continues.

The win at K State was impressive. If you lose 5 starters and your kick returner, you should win 24-6 on the road at against a BCS conference team. UL did this and some arent happy. I, for one, am ecstatic. It was a solid effort and it leads into a week off plus two games where the injuries shouldnt matter. That means time for everyone to heal.

I ask that any Card fan that feels sick about the lack of a blowout at K State to see a doctor immediately. If unchecked, you could be a lost cause in 6 months.